i just ate an entire container of ice cream in one sitting
I think the funniest thing that’s ever happened to me during a sexual situation was when I was giving my first boyfriend a blow job and he was like “yeah take it all choke on it” and i was already at the base of his dick and it wasn’t anywhere near the back of my throat and I like snorted from laughing, I guess he took at as me “choking” and he came and was like “fuuuck that’s so sexy” and I just came up like
"no one can kill a jedi"
have you ever just looked at someone and gotten the strongest urge to kiss them and feel how soft their lips are and how their tongue feels against yours and have you ever wanted to kiss them softly and hold their face in your hands and feel the texture of their lips like wow kissing
the kermits won. i am now kermit
triphopfightsback answered to your post “i’ve decided it’s about time for me to change my icon ideas: …”
that’s true actually i haven’t found any good ones for him yet though
DO SHE GOT A BOOTY
She don’t. Where her booty should be is nothing but a swirling void. I try to look away but cannot. The void beckons me. I shall not return. Tell mother that I love her, and that I am sorry.
with ryan reynolds
that ignores x men origins
why am i so thirsty for a frat boy pro golfer wannabe who owns literally one tshirt and is obsessed with his “lil broski” someone help
when the bae wont give you road head