beyoncepatronus:

saying “the bechdel test sets the bar too low” is dumb because that’s literally the point of the bechdel test, it’s a bar set at ankle height that hollywood is still refusing to step over

every boy is a tool but they have big hands so i’m torn

There is someone that I always wanted to meet.

arcaninetails:

breakfast for dinner is fun when you’re a kid but when you’re an adult it’s just like “yo i ate lunch at 5 PM today and linear time is functionally meaningless”

Message a body part.

  1. Hair: What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color?
  2. Skin: Do you tan easily?
  3. Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?
  4. Nose: What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?
  5. Mouth: Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
  6. Tongue: What was in your last meal?
  7. Windpipe: Do you sing?
  8. Neck: Do you wear necklaces?
  9. Ears: How many piercings do you have (if any)?
  10. Cheeks: Do you blush easily?
  11. Wrists: Have you ever broken a bone?
  12. Hands: Are you an artist/writer?
  13. Fingers: Do you play an instrument?
  14. Heart: Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?
  15. Lungs: Do you smoke cigarettes?
  16. Chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?
  17. Stomach: Do you feel confident in your body image?
  18. Back: Are you a virgin?
  19. Hips: Do you like to dance?
  20. Thighs: Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly?
  21. Knees: Have you ever cheated on someone?
  22. Ankles: Have you ever been arrested?
  23. Feet: Favorite pair of shoes?

nobonesinthecatacombs replied to your post “what is my deal anyway”

You’re crazy amazing, that’s your deal. Also did you watch it yet?

i did not and will not until next week because i am a huge loser

stay tuned

cyberthug13:

dam 2shanes is dedicated

what is my deal anyway

daenerystargayren:

being really into history is cooler than being into math or science… someone who likes math and science is called a “math nerd” or a “science geek” but someone who likes history is called a “history buff” because of their strong, sensual arms

violanthe:

From now on, instead of explaining what asexuality is, I’m just sending people this gif

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sexhaver:

juicyjacqulyn:

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scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

sexhaver:

juicyjacqulyn:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

sosa-parks:

I wouldn’t date a tall female bruh we gon get in a argument and she gon put my phone on the top of the fridge

jigglypuff:

I made a birthday card for my little brother

avalancherun:

Forcing yourself to work on something that you have no real motivation for

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i am so afraid of deep sea creatures

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