i don’t understand how to sleep with more than one pillow

“A ship in harbor is safe – but that is not what ships are built for.”
— John A. Shedd (via toadkingstudios)

i like creaky stairs because it’s like the house is recognizing my presence. yes. i am important. bow down to me, house.

“Always be kinder than you feel.”

guy:

being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body

THE SHEETS AT MY GRANDMOTHER’S HOUSE SMELL SO GOOD

cosmicexplorer replied to your post “tomorrow i’m taking the bus up to new york and then taking the train…”

i’ll do you a solid

ok honestly that just sounds like you’re going to take a shit on me

slayboybunny:

alright now i used to hate pitbull because it seemed like the right thing to do but you know what i never hear him doing fucked up shit. as far as i know he is really just out there living life ,enjoying himself, visiting walmarts, and spreading the cubano party into the hearts of everyone around the world, he is mr. world wide and hes having a blast and i respect and love that pitbull. pitbull if youre reading this thank you and im sorry   

grimelords:

Making out with a person for the first time is the coolest thing and the second coolest thing is driving home and getting aware of all the parts of your face where they were and tasting their lip balm on your lips. The third coolest thing is outer space.

tomorrow i’m taking the bus up to new york and then taking the train to my grandparents’ house. dear god …… please do not let me get lost in the subway i know i have no sense of direction but do me a solid just this once

stressingly:

the road to success is under construction

hotelceilings:

brookeeverdeen:

*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school

*puts it towards buying more military defense* *raises college tuition*

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