today all i want to do is read poetry so naturally i’m never going to ever get an A in any of my classes


guy: psstt! look at me while you suck. i wanna see those eyes
girl: *looks up*
guy: image


rick scott looks good here


nasa trying to eat the moon

for once i wish i could go home and visit my parents for a weekend


My puppy is super cute

"Hey little train, wait for me…"



what if they just each bought their own single a few thousand times its not like they dont have the money

just to be clear i dont know how business or the economy work

nobonesinthecatacombs replied to your post “I just had the most awkward date of my entire life”

What happened?

nothing …. just we had nothing to talk about so i said all sorts of stupid things …. several times he said “this is awkward” and i just laughed and tried not to jam a pencil in my eye

The true face of the NHL




i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked