My puppy is super cute

"Hey little train, wait for me…"

"I’m afraid I’ll never finish college. I’m afraid I’ll finish college with student loans I can never pay back. I’m afraid I’ll get a degree and won’t be able to find a job in that field. I’m afraid I’ll get a degree, get the job I dreamed of, and hate it."

-A Mental Illness Happy Hour (via l0nelym3rmaid)



what if they just each bought their own single a few thousand times its not like they dont have the money

just to be clear i dont know how business or the economy work


Siri, google “how to dress in a way that will get everyone to understand I am an anarcho-capitalist”

i’m angry, horny, and thoroughly unhappy

nobonesinthecatacombs replied to your post “I just had the most awkward date of my entire life”

What happened?

nothing …. just we had nothing to talk about so i said all sorts of stupid things …. several times he said “this is awkward” and i just laughed and tried not to jam a pencil in my eye

The true face of the NHL




i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

triphopfightsback replied to your post “I just had the most awkward date of my entire life”

did u compare spaghetti recipes

i wish

Viola Davis is a freaking tour de force. As she slowly peels back her wig, her eyelashes and wipes away her makeup, you can just see Annalise come undone. She doesn’t say a word, but you can feel the pain radiating off her. It gave me the chills. (x)

I just had the most awkward date of my entire life

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